Still fuzzy at the end of his swig trip, Sturtz bumps into a business woman on the street (Darlena). Unbeknownst to him, the swig has somehow transformed her into a hyper-motivated business professional, hell bent on changing the world for the better through a series of corporate takeovers (Later it is revealed that she became so obsessed with this goal, she abandoned her own daughter, the little girl Sturtz rescued in an earlier scene). She mistakes Sturtz for a dire swighead and offers a compassionate hand. Astonishingly, the two instantly forge an uncontrollable emotional bond and rush off to the nearest 3.5 star hotel... Argon City's finest.