Sturtz finally ends up face to face with the boss.... it's his cousin, Chris????
"They don't call me Chris no more, Francis. It's Slambo, now...." They fight through the decaying swig production factory. In the heat of battle, Slambo dangles preciously over a burning open pit of swig. Sturtz tries to give him his hand, but Slambo spits in his face. "You know, you were always so fucking gung ho about freedom, but instead of helping your family, you went to kill some fuckers in a rice paddy. Well don't worry, we took care of ourselves and we thrived! So I don't want your fucking help, I don't even need it..." And as an explosion rocks the building, he slips and falls into the boiling vat.
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